There's cake in the kitchen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)

It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.

J'veux ton amour, ouais je veux te baiser.

[pause] I don't even know I speak French.

[ooc; yes, this is Bad Romance. For those who were wondering, the parts in French translates to "I want to love you, I want to fuck you."]